The Dallas Legacy: Chapter 1 ~ Trixie -- The Crazy One

Welcome to the Dallas legacy, I'm Geek and this is--oh good god..Trixie..heiress

Trixie: BLAH BLAH!

-.- You're the heiress..you know that, right?

Trixie: NO!!! Get me out of this mess! No No No! @*&$%!!!!!

Okaayy..we'll leave her alone for a little while..

Her Traits: Family Oriented, Natural Cook, Excitable, Loves The Outdoors, Great Kisser

Trixie: Oh please, get me out of this mess!!

Trix, first you're cursing like a pirate, now you're whining like a baby...

Trixie: SHUT UPP! I'M PRAYINNGGGG!

*Note to self, never bother Trixie while she's praying*

Calm now?

Trix: OHAIGODCOMEAND LOOKIE!

What?

Trix: It's a tree root! I'm standing on a tree root!

My turn, SHUT UP! Go somewhere with your self!

Trixie: Voice, why is this fat old lady staring at me?

Because she can..

Trixie: Heelllpp!

Nah, I'm good..

Hey look! There's a good looking guy!

Trixie: WARE! Oh--he's an effin' teen. You are so evil..

Thanks, I get that a lot!

Oh, now he's seriously good looking!

Trixie: *Fast Head Spin* Okay, now that's not even funny anymore.

Okay, admit it, THAT one was extremely 'lol' worthy

Trixie: Who says that anymore?

Me. Now be gone! Go talk to those girls..

Trixie: Those girls? Are you sure I can't just go--

GO! You need friends, I mean, you could use friends..

Okay, now Trixie, If they ignore you like that, you don't just keep talking like a stupid person...Trixie?

Don't even bother talking to her..like, at all..

The only person in the world that enjoys Trixie's company, Tamara Doner..

Trixie: ROODE!

It's only the truth!

Trixie: How come I have to eat poor people food! Eww..I hate my life

Okay, want me to end it then?

Trixie: NO, I like it now!!

*Ding Dong*

This interesting man comes to our house, God who knows why..

Trixie: Hi, I'm Trixie. Trixie Dallas. How are you today?

???: My hand is in the door, but I'm certainly fine now!

Trixie: *Girly Giggle*

-.-

His name is Stiles, and he's single. Trixie, you know what to do, I'll be back, okay?

Trixie: SHUT UP!!

Stiles: Huh? What?

Trix: Not you! I mean Voice...

Stiles: Uhh..

Okay I'm--

Stiles: *MM MMH* I love you *MM MMH

I think I lost an eye... X.O

YOU GUYS JUST MET! Now your WooHooing and not listening to me... I'll go ahead and pry my other eyeball out... X . X

Trixie: OOOOhhhh......... OOOOOhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

Gross....