Chapter 7 ~ Birthdays and A Crazy Plumber Lady

Warning: If you read the following chapter, you may suffer from E.C.D. (Extreme Cuteness Disease) Caution yourself when reading.

 Haha! You have to keep doing homework!

Kaleb: It's not like I want to! You make me!

It's because I care..

Kaleb: What is it? April Fools Day?

HAHAHAHA No..

 Kale: Wwwaaahh!

Stiles and Trixie have amazing parenting skills..

 Ew! Trixie! Not again!

 Kaleb: *Nose wrinkles* That wasn't mom..

Oh dear god..

 Trixie? You're being a good parent? *Gasp* Maybe the world will end..

Trixie: Shut up! You...ARGH!

 Kale: AAAH! I'm gonna ddieee!

No you won't..you might fall though..

 Mornin' sleepy head!

Stiles: Morning.. *yawn*

It's your day off..eat then go back to bed..

 Trixie: Uhhhh..

Someone's preggers again!

Trixie: That's..not..even..oh crap..

 Trixie: BLLAAARRGGGHHH!

Oh, the sweet sound of pregnancy in the morning..

 Trixie: CURSE THIS STUPID FREAKIN' TOILET!!

 Trixie: Hey, all my toilets are backed up, my sink in broken..and there's puddles of pee everywhere..think you can come?

 Our repair woman was evil..

Crazy Woman: AAAAAHHHHH!!!

 Uh..Stiles?

Stiles: What?

Your nude, the sink is leaking..and did you just pee?

Stiles: Nice observations!

Oh, Stiles. Always so positive..

 Stiles always follows the repair people for messes..

 Trixie: Oh yay, I'm pregnant again!

Wow..

 Trixie, get that pancake off the wall before I beat you with a hammer!

Trixie: HURTFUL!!

So what?

Trixie: The baby can hear!

 Stiles: *Inappropriate Gesture* Stupid old woman!

Kale: See? I told you!

STILES! Kale did that to Kaleb the other day...tsk tsk..

Stiles: Sorry! That old lady kept kicking over the trash can!

Again -.- Neat Freak

 Poor Kale..stuck in Kaleb's room..he can find anything to do anytime..

 Meanwhile our gross little lovebirds had their own private wedding..

 Ick...why would you want to touch her?

Trixie: Stop the crap!

 *Puke*
 

 Kaleb always goes to bed early..it weirds me out..

Kaleb: *snore* eeeevvvviiillll *snore*

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 Craving? Ew sushi!

Trixie: It's very good to eat. These have anchovies in them.

*Pukes More*

 Trixie: Boy! You better be doing your homework!

Kaleb: I am!

Trixie: Don't make me get me belt!!

Kaleb: OK! I'LL DO IT!

Abusive...

 We need the crazy repair lady again..

 Trixie, your tummy is HUGEE!

Trixie: Oh I know..

 Stiles: Yumm, sushi!

McDonald's People: Ba da bum ba da! I'm lovin' it!

GET OUT!!! How many times do I have to say this..

 Stiles: Crazy repair woman, we need you again!

Phone: GGGAAAAAAAARRRRGGGHHH!!

The Dallas' have a MAJOR plumbing problem..

 Yuck...soap operas..

Trixie: Aww...Even though Heather is a two-timeing backstabbing bad--

OK! Heather's bad, we get the point!

 Stiles is having fun on the new trampoline I got the family..a baby gift..

 Crazy Repair Lady: WHY! Do these things always BREAK!!

Moron..

 How many do you think are--

Trixie: ONE!

Ok, geez..

 I love how Kale can always find a way to play with something..

 Trixie: AAAYYYAAAHH!

Is that, like, the default scream?

 This was a picture that just so happened to be in my library..poor Kale..

 Stiles: I SMELL LIKE DIRTY LAUNDRY!!!

NO ONE CARES!

Stiles: Mabye I do..

 Kale: WWWAAAHH!

Why do babies cry every time their mother gives birth?

 Kennedy Dallas
Traits:
Good (Wow..)
Virtuoso

 Kimberly Dallas
Traits:
Genius (From who?)
Athletic (Again, From who?)

 And poor Kassidy Dallas was born outside..
Traits:
Excitable (Trixie...)
Artistic

 Kassidy!

 Kennedy!

Kimberly! (I think I know who's going to be the next heiress)

Kimmy: Wha?

Nothing, my sweet little angel

The three musketeers! DDDAAAWWWWHHH!!

 And yeah, Kaleb grew up..
He gained the EVIL! trait (I Knew It!)

Aww, poor Kassy. Kaleb stole candy from her!

And Kale grew up, too! (He's watching TV) He gained the Neat trait (Why am I not surprised?)

And I think we'll stop there! Stay tuned for chapter 8!