Chapter 3 ~ OH MAI GAWD IT'S A--

 You look mezmerized...what are you watching?

Trixie: NO! Don't chose with Heather! It's Julie that really loves you! NOOO!

Soap Operas..ya know, just a lucky guess..

 The frugal guy is apparently cutting up the newspaper..

Stiles: I'm clipping coupons!

Uh, you sound like my aunt..

Stiles: No I don't..I'm not a woman

Fortunately..

 UH, what are you doing?

Stiles: Jumping on a trampoline!

Why?

Stiles: Must you ask so many questions! Good grief!

Sorry to rain on your parade, but we're not in the Sims 3 Medieval...

Stiles: ...I knew that...

 Eee, that has to hurt!

Stiles: OH MAI GAWD! IT'S STONE! SSSTTTOOONNNEE!!!

Have you been drinking tonight?

 Dang, Trixie! You're belly is HUGE!! How many are in there?

Trixie: ONE! AND ONLY ONE!

 Trixie: Aww crap..my water broke...SSSTTTTIIIILLLLLEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, the sound of birth in the morning...

Trixie: It's 8 pm...

 Stiles, you do know your girlfriend is giving birth, right??

Stiles: No, I had no clue..

Uh, so you're going to sit around?

Stiles: Yepp!

Fair enough.

 I love funny labor faces...

Trixie: Shut up! I'm not in the mood!

You never are..

 Welcome to the world, little Kaleb Dallas.

Trixie: OH MAI GAWD IT'S A BOY!!

Born with the traits:
Friendly (How in the world?)
Couch Potato (From Stiles..lazy..)

 Why is he on the ground...

Trixie: Skipping three days so I can see what he looks like!

 That explains him..

 Trixie: Daaawwwhh!

Don't be fooled by his cuteness, he's an evil child, I can sense it..

 Kaleb: Okway, wules.

What rules?

Kaleb: Get dat dayum camwa away fro' meh and you can keep ur fingahs! Got it?

Sure, Mr. King of the world..hey how can you talk?

Kaleb: Go 'way!

 Evil slumber..I can sense it...

Oh please don't tell me that you just...aw crap! More evil kids!

Stiles: 'Fraid so..

I can't yell at you Stiles..you're too..nice..

Trixie: *Seriously-I-Cannot-Believe-You Face*

*I-Did-Nuffin' Face*

Hehehehe! You're preggers again!

Trixie: Yep. I'm proud of it!

No rude comment? Insult? Anything?

Trixie: I want to be a better person now. I'm a mother.

TAKE IT BACK!

Trixie: What? You want me to stay mean my whole life? Then fine! LEAVEITH MEITH ALONEITH!!! Before I bite your butt off!

Thank you, I appreciate it!

Trixie: Say, I like fine arts!

Kaleb: Voice has fat body parts!

HAY!

Kaleb: Hay is for howses!

I think we'll stop there-- Trixie, don't say I didn't warn you..

Trixie: You didn't warn me..

Crud, you!