The Dallas Legacy: Chapter 6 ~ The Big-ish Move

Kaleb: You wanted to see me mother?

Don't act so sweet and innocent, you little--

Trixie: ENOUGH! Okay, so *blah blah blah* ..we're moving.

Kaleb: Where?

Trixie and Stiles: Riverview..

Kaleb: *Thinks about all devious plans he can and will create* OK!

He's going to join the criminal career, I know it!

Kaleb: *hiss*

Trixie: AHhahahaHA! The feeeellinggg of a new home!

Coffee again?

Trixie: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN???

UH, I just wanted to know if you had had coff--

Trixie: I sense the devil amongst us.. *Death Stare*

I did nothing!

UH, what are you doing?

Trixie: Testing internet connection with Stiles..why?

Uh, couldn't you just

Trixie: BE QUIETT!!! Yah, Stiles?

Stiles: It Works! *Stomps loudly from dancing*

Trixie: He's never been able to dance..

Any second that thing will burst into flames..

Stiles: Trust me, I know what I'm doing..

No, no, you don't..

Stiles: See?

DONTPOKEITYOUIDIOT!!!!

Stiles: *Backs Off Quickly*

Stiles: Aaahh...

That's a bit disturbing..

Trixie: I'm so glad you enjoyed yourself!

Kaleb: Yeah but *blah blah blah*

No one cares! Why'd I even get this shot? OH well..

Kale seems...tired. He has a cute teddy bear friend though!

Of course...

Kale: WWWAAHHH!!!

Kaleb: The bus!!

Trixie: STILES!!!!

Where's my "Make All Happy" cheat when I need it?

Stiles: AAAAAHHH! Burn baby burn, disco infffeeerrrnnnnooo!!

STILES! You don't sing when your house is on fire!

Kaleb wasn't lying. The bus was actually here. Too bad they don't let him walk to school..

Trixie: *Shoves Stiles* Put it out!

Stiles: *Panicks*

For the love of all things good and pure, PUT THE DANG FIRE OUT!

Of course, Kaleb never goes to school anyway..

Thank you, my favorite next to Kale, Stiles!

Stiles: Aaahh! Go out! Go back to Hell where you came from!

Kaleb: Daddy!? WTF?

How do you know what that means?

Kaleb: I smell like fire..

Well, thanks, Captain OBVIOUS!

Kaleb: You're welcome, Lieutenant SARCASM!

Trixie: I'm soo glad you're okay!

I wish he could have died in the fire..

Trixie: Bother your own children!

I'm a single woman, no kids..oh sheesh I have no life..

Luckily, we had enough-ish money to pay for replacements

The bus was stuck like this forever, poor Kaleb couldn't get home..

Kaleb: Get me out of this metal Twinkie!

Kale: *Inappropriate Gesture*

KALEB! What have you been teaching him!?!?

Kaleb: It wasn't me, it was dad! He did it to the old woman across the street!

Lies...

BTW, here's the house. I stuck a pretty pink tree in front. Aren't I awesome?

How you doing, in you're car?

Trixie: It's blue..I like it..

Kaleb: I gotta, uh, oohh..

Kaleb, you're brother is right there! He, unlike some people, is potty trained

Kale: I go doo doo!

Kaleb left poor Kale in a puddle of pee..

Kale: Sticky..

DON'T TOUCH IT!!! Gross...

Trixie, I thought you liked poor people food?

Trixie: As if! I like my hot dogs..

Finally, someone to rescue the poor thing!

Trixie: I auto-did it!

No you didn't..

Trixie: I know..

Kaleb: Man, mommie's hot dogs are good..

They have sleepy powder in them..

Kaleb: *snore*

See?

Haha! You have to do your homework!

Kaleb: *Hiss*

Trixie: My pancakes, PERFECTION!

As if..

Trixie: Take it back!

NEVER!

Trixie: It's too early to fight, later, okay?

Fine..

Kaleb: Mommie's pancakes are soo good!

KFC People: It's so S O...G Double O D Good!

Get out!

KFC People: Want to try our--

NO! Get out of my legacy!