Chapter 5 ~ A Second One?

 Trixie: C'mon, Kaleb! Get on the friggin' potty!

Kaleb: No! I don't wike mommah!

 Trixie: What did you say, boy??

Kaleb: I love you mommie!

Trixie: That's what I thought!

 Stiles: Trixie, your fat..

Trixie: I'm pregnant..

Stiles: A second one?

Trixie: I want at least seven!

Stiles: *faints*

 Man, Trixie! You are fat!

Trixie: Shut the hell up! I might be carrying the next heiress!

What if it's a boy?

Trixie: Then I'll keep having babies 'til I get a freakin' girl!

 Kaleb: DAAADDEH! Get ur wazy butt ova 'ere!

Stiles: Okayyy I'ma comin'!

Kaleb: Of cwose you are!! Get me out of this jail cell!

Pure evil...

 Kaleb: MOMMEH! Gimme the danggit bloottle nooww!

Trixie: Don't you talk to me like that, boy!

Kaleb: WWAAAHHH!!!

Trixie: Geezez, just stop giving me a head ache!

Kaleb: Onwy Voice can dwo dat!

'Tis twue!

 Stiles; *Hums* Cleaning, cleaning, if so fun...

Oh Sim-God help me!

Stiles: *Hums* Learn to clean, and s--

TOP!

Stiles: :(

 Trixie: MMMM Clean laundry..

You smell clothes?

Trixie: Yep!

You lint licker...

Trixie: :O How dare you! You biscuit!

 I caught Trixie stuck like this until, like, midnight. It was funny!

Trixie: Can't move! Un-stick me! Use resetsim!

Can't..against the rules of the legacy!

Trixie: @#*&^!

 Stiles fell in love...with the trampoline..

Stiles: Yahhooooo!!!!!

 When he fell off, he started to play guitar..he was actually pretty good!

Stiles: Why, Sank you!

 Kaleb: Get the camwa away from meh!! I told you!

Sorry, supposed to get equal footage of each family member!

Kaleb: Wats...

 Trixie: AAAAEEYYYAAHH!

My favorite part of the birth phase..the actual birth..

Trixie: This isn't *huff* funnyyyyyy!!!!

 This time, Stiles was actually here..

 Stiles: What do I do????

Oh yeah, sucks you weren't there for Kaleb..

Stiles: Uh uhhhh...

 What are doing?

Stiles: Acting like a woman, to see if I can figure this out...

Oh good god..

 Stiles, are you really watching Trixie give birth?

Stiles: Yep!

OOkkkkaaayyy

 Kaleb: Mommie's butt! Why is it in my face?

Trixie! You have a perverted son!

 It's a boy..named Kale..Couch Potato and Loves the Outdoors...Stiles!

Trixie: Not another slobbery brat!

Trixie, you said you wanted seven!

Trixie: Girls! Not Boys!

 Aged him up...he's not evil! Awww, he's cute!

Aww, he looks like Stiles..again..why can't there be a girl that looks like Trixie?

Kale: 'Cause giwls have cootez!

Uhh, how do you know that?

Oh, it's Kaleb's birthday! Hehehe...I didn't forget!

He gained the Slob trait...perfect, just perfect..hey kid what's wrong?

Kaleb: I have a little brother....I wanted a sister!

Don't worry, scamp. You're gonna get a sister soon enough..

Kaleb: Yay!!

Thanks for reading! Love you all!