Chapter 9 ~ Fat Paparazzi and Three Insane Girls

 Mornin' Stiles!

Stiles: Mornin'!

Oh, I love how you can't yell at me XP

 Eww..Kaleb has a girly friend...she's not that pretty..

Kaleb: She is to me! SO SHUT UP!

You've been mean to me since you were a baby...I love that you hate me!

Kaleb: Are you like, emotion confused?

Nope!

Kaleb: Okay then!

 Hey Kale, how's the homework going?

Kale: Okay, but....it's white paper..

Uh, so?

Kale: It's not...black..

What? So all of a sudden you like black?

Kale: Yep!

Racist to Paper!!

 EW! C'mon, stupid computer! go to Stiles!

 Dangit! You're going to work!

Stiles: Sorry, gotta go pay the bills!

Curse you and you're goody two shoesness!

 EEEEWWW! Go to Kimmy! No! Oh, this is sooooo gross...

 Trixie: Kimmy, just STAY!

Kimmy: No, mamah! I no wike you! Ware Kay-ub?

No joke, she really loves Kaleb. And he was with his *shudder* girlfriend...

 OH, mabye he's not, but Susie is getting to know Trixie. Help for later on in the legacy..

Susie: *blah blah* school...*blah blah*...family *blah blah blah*

Trixie: *Nods but isn't really interested*

 Finally! Kaleb goes and gets Kimmy!

Kaleb: Aww, did fattie leave you out here?

Trixie: WHO YOU CALLIN' FATTIE???

Kaleb: Uhh...no one!!

Trixie: Boy, don't make me go get my belt!!

Kaleb: NO! Uh, erm, no thanks mom!

*Chuckle* Trixie scares everyone..

 Kaleb: Theres...something...on..my..ARM!!

OMG! No one cares..

Kaleb: I DO!

 Random Pic!

 Kassy was stuck like this for like, six sim hours! I laughed every time Kale walked by because he just looked at the ground all creeped out!

 Poor Kale, stuck with big kids..

Kale: KALEB! Help!

Kaleb: Pssshh! I don't even know you, weirdo!

Poor Kale :(

 Kennedy learned how to walk! Yay!

Kenny: IM GONNA DIE! I IS SOO DISSY!

No, you won't die, but Kale thought that too..

 Of course, Kimmy and her blocks..

Kimmy: WED BWOCK!!

She can't...talk yet..she is so....CUTEEEEEE!!! (Sorry, sugar rush!)

 Kaleb: Aww, come here Kassy!

Kassy: Wa??

 Kaleb: Sucker! I was sooooo not going to touch you!! I have candy now! BWAHAHAAHA!

 Kassy: WAH!!!

 Kassy: Give it back before I wip ur head owff!

 Kaleb: Look, punk! I can do it too!

 STAREDOWN! Kimmy! Get popcorn!

Kimmy: Hewe!

I meant popped, not seeds..*sigh* babies these days..

 Then this random fat guy came through our gate...

Fattie: I'm a paparazzi!

Which makes it even weirder....GET OUT!

Fattie: NO!

Don't make me use Master Controller! I'm not afraid!

Eminem: I'M NOT AFRAID!

Fattie: EMINEM! OVER HERE! *CHASES AFTER*

Thank gawd..

 Oh great, he's back..

Fattie: Eminem's guard tased me..

HAHA! Suckerr!!!!

 *Looks over Shoulder*

'Stiles iz fun dadeh wit nice jens!'

Trixie: YOU PERVERT! GET OUT!

Fattie: NO!

 Fattie: Boss is gunna wove me after dis!

 Kaleb: Poor dad, wait, I'm feeling bad, S**T! Why am I not evil?? AEEYYEAAHH!

Default scream..

Trixie: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!?!?

Kaleb: Nothin' Mama!

 Then Fattie got on our trampoline..

Stiles: DON'T BREAK IT! YOU'RE FAT! GET OUT OFF MY TRAMPOLINE AND INTO YOUR STUPID STUDIO!!!

Fattie: NO!

*Master Controller* Bye!

 Never put a small child in a big room...or hallway..they seem so happy..it's weird..

 Kaleb: STUPID ALGEBRA! Hehe...bra..

You're such a pervert!

Kaleb: No I'm not! OH, wait, I am...

GAAAHHH!

 Kaleb: EW!

Kassy: What?

Kaleb: You're face!

Kassy: MOMMAAYYY!!

 Kaleb: Night, stinker!

Kimmy: Bye bye! Woser!

 The Next morning....

Kimmy is now a screamer..

 Kassy is now a crib shaker..

Kassy: MAAAAMMMAAA!!

And a yeller..

 And Kenny is a pouter..aww..poor baby..

Kenny: *Sniff* Dada!

 Stiles: Pee You! Ew Kenny! That's gross!

STILES! Be polite!

Stiles: Sorry..

 Crap their birthdays...

 KIMMY! *Sniff* She might turn evil..Kaleb..grrr..

 Kenny! Dawww, she's going to grow up! *Sniff*

 Kennedy gained the ...um...I'll get back to you on that one..

 Kassy gained the 'I Love Bows' trait...lol. She gained the Coward trait...great..this is gonna be funnn..

 Kimmy surprisingly gained the Family Oriented trait..

Kimmy: I love family!

Oh geez..

 Kassy: AH! Kenny is going to jump!

Kenny: Yeah...on the trampoline..moron..

 Kassy: AH! What's that?

Me?

Kassy: AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

I'm Voice...but you ran away and don't care..*sigh*

 Kenny: Voice! Lookie!

Be careful! If you fall I'm not paying for your hospital bill!

 Hehe! Trixie's gettin' older!

Trixie: Shut up! Imma me smexy!

 Trixie: So? Am I smexy?

The complete opposite...

Trixie: HURTFUL!

Aren't I always?

 Kenny's 'Wow' face

 Kassy: This I can't choke on!

But you can hit yourself in the head...

Kassy: I CAN??? AAAHHHH!

 Kimmy: *BBBLLLUURRRRRRRRRR*

Geez, that's loud..

Kimmy: Yuppers!

 Well, they don't call 'em triplets for nothin'!

Kassy: *CCCHHHH*

Kimmy: *BLURRR*

Kenny: Wow...

 Oh, and Kaleb is celebrating....Kale's birthday? Oh my!

 KALE?? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU??

Kale: I went...goth..

Eww...and got contacts! And gained the NO Sense of Humor trait...gee girls outta love you!

Kale: I am now on the dark side. Laterz! And get the camera away from me!

Sorry

That's the end of...what is maybee the weirdest chapter so far...hmm..Surprised much? I know you are..